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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Management

- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. you go upto her and say "I am very rich.Marry me!".That's direct marketing.
-You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you and says" He's very rich. Marry him." -That's advertising.
-You see a gorgeous girl at a party. you go upto her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi,I am very rich. Marry me." - That's telemarketing.
- You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. you open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it and offer her a ride and then say,"By the way,I am very rich.Will you marry me?"- That's public relations.
- You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says " You're very rich."-That's brand recognition.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. you go up to her and say, " I am rich.Marry me." She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.-That's customer feed back.