Master Bed Room

While constructing a factory near Bhandara (80 Kms from Nagpur),we were looking for a guest house to stay,for our executives while on deputation. Finally we located an house situated on the bank of a river. The house owner was showing all the rooms,explaining the key features. Finally he took us to the master bedroom and said," This is the master bedroom with river attached."
All of us had a hearty laugh.