Friday, January 30, 2009

Heights

Read:
* Height of traffic sense -Driver of a railway engine waving his hand out of the window before turning a bend.
* Height of jealousy : Pakistan making a film on Jinnah after seeing " Gandhi".
* Height of fair play : Boss giving raise to a clark who sleeps during office hours because his snoring prevented others from sleeping.
* Height of laziness: Putting sugar in tea and waiting for an earth quake to stir it.
* Height of Revenge : A grocer buying post cards from a post office situated in a far off area because the post master of his own area does not buy provisions from his shop.
* Height of Irony : Customers complimenting a restaurant owner for serving hot food for the first time as the restaurant was on fire.

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