DOG FOOD

The Chartered Accountant of a restaurateur from South Mumbai was intrigued by a generous amount mentioned under the curious head "Dog Food". When the accountant asked what he meant by this and that such heads were not admissible,the restaurateur,an elderly gentleman,said he would rather explain to the income tax officer himself, if he were perhaps to question it. Sure enough,the I.T official did not pass the audited accounts and summoned the man. The restaurateue, never known to mince the words, told the official," It is for the two legged dogs from your department who come begging and whom I need to pay off every once in a while." His chartered accountant cringed,but the officer,who was clearly taken aback,approved the accounts!

WORLDS LARGEST DOMESTIC CAT

A cat in Reno has broken the Guinness World Record for World's longest domestic cat. The Reno Gazette Journal reports that a five year old Maine Coon named Stewie was certified as the new record holder after measuring 48.5 inches from the tip of his nose to the tip of tail bone. The record was previously held by another Maine Coon that measured 48 inches

WHAT A SWIM

A humpback whale has swum into the record books after travelling a quarter of the way around the world.In the longest recorded migration by any mammal, the female travelled 6200 miles from the coast of Brazil to Madagascar. She was identified by the distinctive markings on the tail.